If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock .. .

Joss Whedon
If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion,...
If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion,...
If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion,...
If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion,...
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If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . . The problems associated with this phrase are numerous.

First, it makes the reader think that all vampires were there at the time of Christ’s crucifixion. That’s not true. Second, it implies that vampires did not exist until that time.

This is also wrong since vampires had been around for centuries before that time. Finally, it implies that all vampires had a story to tell about their appearance at the crucifixion but did not do so. There were several factors that contributed to this phrase being created including: a lack of knowledge of the history of vampires and a lack of understanding about what exactly had happened at the crucifixion itself.

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